i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.
THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD
yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa
when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that